Learned a lot but never quite worked right

This was to simply be a panel that had a few "busy" features.  At this point I was cocky enough to "dry lab" the circuit and just start putting it together.  By the time it was together enough to actually test it, I was reminded of one of those three stooges shorts where they fix the plumbing and water starts coming out of the light bulb.  Things sorta worked but not like you would expect.